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I've got a weakness for Elfmen
parody of: 
I've Got a Weakness for Cowboys by Joni Harms
I've got a weakness for Elfmen

Ay, I've got a weakness for elfmen
Yearnings appear when they smirk and rub an ear
Aye, I've got a weakness for elfmen
And there's something I will do about that

You all must know this elf was made in Heaven
And I know this elf was made for my heart
My jaw will always drop for bows and arrows
And it's no surprise to a sense a little lust

Cause, I've got a weakness for elfmen
Yearnings appear when they smirk and rub an ear
Aye, I've got a weakness for elfmen
And there's something I will do about that

My mother always said I'd meet a maiden
Fall in love and then make her my wife
But unless that maiden is an elfman
I just don't see her in my life

Cause, I've got a weakness for elfmen
Yearnings appear when they smirk and rub an ear
Aye, I've got a weakness for elfmen
And there's something I will do about that

Aye, I hold a weakness for elfmen
And there's something I will do about that
There's something I will do
Plenty I will do
Plenty I will do about that