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Title: "Said Lupo"
Parody of: Said the Rose by George H. Miles
Rating: G
Pairing: n/a
Fandom(s): X-Men, Magneto's mutates
Summary: Lupo breaks away from the Evil Mutant Empire
Title: "I've Got A Weakness for Elfmen"
Parody of: "I've Got A Weakness For Cowboys" by Joni Harms
Rating: PG
Pairing:  implied Aragorn/Legolas slash
Fandom(s): Lord of the Rings
Summary: Aragorn sings of his love for Legolas.